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Apr 11

textsfromhillaryclinton:

Original image by Kevin Lamarque for Reuters.

textsfromhillaryclinton:

Original image by Kevin Lamarque for Reuters.

Apr 24

Brooklyn is in bloom

Brooklyn is in bloom

Decorated eggs w my roomie and her parents earlier - so much fun!! 

Decorated eggs w my roomie and her parents earlier - so much fun!! 

Apr 20

Statistically you know nothing, and it's ok.

Apr 18

You can do it lil guy

You can do it lil guy

(via andi-b)

No really, I need a vacation.

This morning I walked into my office and immediately felt my stress level increase before anything even started going on! Tightness in my chest, increased heart rate, and a feeling of being overwhelmed. I really need to not be so accountable to everyone. WTF is going on here? Eight months without taking a vacation day and I really feel it. Get Me Out Of Here And On To A Beach! 

Apr 10

Half heartedly: Phenomenal Woman -

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal… 


I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.

They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed.
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
‘Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Written by: Maya Angelou

#Phenomenal Woman  #Maya Angelou

Apr 04

rockuboff:

View from the top  (Taken with Instagram at Royal Caribbean - Serenade Of The Seas)

Very cool pic lil sis! 

rockuboff:

View from the top (Taken with Instagram at Royal Caribbean - Serenade Of The Seas)

Very cool pic lil sis! 

Mar 12

Surprise midnight delivery.. Love romance (Taken with instagram)

Surprise midnight delivery.. Love romance (Taken with instagram)

Feb 24

Sleepy Iko (it’s really the only time she’s not causing trouble!) (Taken with instagram)

Sleepy Iko (it’s really the only time she’s not causing trouble!) (Taken with instagram)

Ali cat is not amused (“where’s my foods?!”) (Taken with instagram)

Ali cat is not amused (“where’s my foods?!”) (Taken with instagram)

Feb 23

protostellar:

retrotrash:

now I get why the anonymous person thinks I hate all republicans.
But seriously, I’m looking at you Wisconsin.

Hear, hear!

Mhm… wow. 

protostellar:

retrotrash:

now I get why the anonymous person thinks I hate all republicans.

But seriously, I’m looking at you Wisconsin.

Hear, hear!

Mhm… wow. 

(via ohheyimheather)

Jan 24

I want this shirt, if only to look at it every so often and smile at my freedom. Halle-motherfuckin’-lujah, amen.

I want this shirt, if only to look at it every so often and smile at my freedom. Halle-motherfuckin’-lujah, amen.

(Source: darkmarkymark)

(via sincewhendoessheblog)